Sick cricket

Ok, so apparently if you aspirate a cheerio, you do not choke. Obviously babies wouldn't be allowed access to any cereal that would plant camp in their itty bitty chords...but as adults, if one makes it into your lung...it gives you a sinus infection, makes you cough up yellow goop, and you can feel it...right there, mocking you....and then you notice all the cheerio commercials on tv, of which you watch a lot of cause it's the only other thing you can do besides pee. So if you're going to eat cereal, just eat cereal, and don't try to discipline your cat. Let the cat do what he wants. Save yourselves, oh citizens of earth!